yep thats it thats the dragon age fandom in a nutshell lmao
dorian disapproves -100
Things I Didn’t Know Desmond Could Do (the thrilling sequel to this)
Bioware employee 1: Bob. It’s time.
Bioware employee 2: please no.. im not ready..
Bioware employee 1: We have to reveal another love interest
Bioware employee 2:you dont understand.. the fans.. they are crazy
Bioware employee 1: WE HAVE TO DO IT NOW, BOB.
Bioware employee 2: o h god …tell ym wi fe. .. i lvoe her …
[Bob posts facebook status]
Bioware employee 2: i can hear them… i can hear the voices..
[FANS CRUSH INTO HIS HOUSE AND KIDNAP HIM]
[HIS SCREAMS ECHO DOWN THE PHONE]
Bioware employee 1: fuck………. thats like the 6th employee………..
For those who value survival, sentimentality is not an option.
— Vivienne, Dragon Age: Inquisition
for whatever reason i never noticed that dorian fell in the ‘enemy of thedas’ trailer. and now that i have noticed i can’t stop laughing
He doesn’t just fall.
He falls off the goddamned platform.
-“The others in the village – they thought this was something I wanted. Something I chose to do. But it never felt that way to me. No, it was not a choice. It was an obligation.”
Bat’leth by Kimberly Gintar [ravelry]