Bioware employee 1: Bob. It’s time.
Bioware employee 2: please no.. im not ready..
Bioware employee 1: We have to reveal another love interest
Bioware employee 2:you dont understand.. the fans.. they are crazy
Bioware employee 1: WE HAVE TO DO IT NOW, BOB.
Bioware employee 2: o h god …tell ym wi fe. .. i lvoe her …
[Bob posts facebook status]
Bioware employee 2: i can hear them… i can hear the voices..
[FANS CRUSH INTO HIS HOUSE AND KIDNAP HIM]
[HIS SCREAMS ECHO DOWN THE PHONE]
Bioware employee 1: fuck………. thats like the 6th employee………..
For those who value survival, sentimentality is not an option.
— Vivienne, Dragon Age: Inquisition
for whatever reason i never noticed that dorian fell in the ‘enemy of thedas’ trailer. and now that i have noticed i can’t stop laughing
He doesn’t just fall.
He falls off the goddamned platform.
-“The others in the village – they thought this was something I wanted. Something I chose to do. But it never felt that way to me. No, it was not a choice. It was an obligation.”
Bat’leth by Kimberly Gintar [ravelry]
His name is Desmond Miles, and he has brought us to the end.
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what are we even doing
"No, I don’t know any Welsh at all. Do you have any idea what it is he was saying?"
"Oh, aye." And Jamie launched into what appeared to be a verbatim recitation of the song, translated into English. It was an old ballad, apparently, about a young man who loved a young woman (what else?), but feeling unworthy of her because he was poor, went off to make his fortune at sea. The young man was shipwrecked, met sea serpents who menaced him and mermaids who entranced him, had adventures, found treasure, and came home at last only to find his young woman-
DEAD BECAUSE THE TEMPLAR PISSBABY SEA SERPENT WAS TOO PROUD TO HELP HER AND THEN THE YOUNG MAN DECIDED TO WRECK SHIT AND IN 268 YEARS THEY WILL KNOW IT AS ASSASSIN’S CREED IV: BLACK FLAG, CLAIRE
official Phantom Pain Soundtrack