GOOD MORNING MY LOVE. I don't think I ever said Happy Birthday to you because I have been spiraling into a negative sleep cycle and spending every waking moment either at work or staring blankly at the beauty of Mass Effect 2 (not actually playing, just staring).
I'm a terrible friend.
I love you. I love you MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW and sometimes I wish I was straight so we could be together, but being together forever with the added freedom to recruit a team of greased up mens who will please us is actually more appealing, so nevermind that...
I LOVE YOU.
My WoW time runs out right as we pull the the last boss in HoO. Okay, Blizzard. Okay. You used to just be able to stay online while it runs out, but if you log out you can’t get back in. NOW THEY JUST HAVE TO BE PROACTIVE JERKS AND KICK YOU OFF. HAVEN’T I GIVEN YOU ENOUGH MONEY YET?