2 out of 5!
(In reference to my last post) I looked awesome. My feet fucking hurt. I want my boyfriend. Next time I agree to be in a wedding, I am getting some comfortable ass shoes. Now there are a million people in my house and I am hiding upstairs with the kitties, we are all very tired. I need vodka and my bed. Then tomorrow I shower Raine’s baby with fanciful gifts!
I really hope everything goes well today for Jonathan’s wedding. I hope my boyfriend shows up. I hope I can fit into this tiny ass dress. I hope I don’t fall on my face in these heels. I hope I don’t have a sneezing fit. Most of all, I hope my family doesn’t act up or I’m going to have to slap someone up side the head.
Clean ALL The Things: INTERMISSION
As Senor Windex and I have been locked outside. I bet it was Queenie. All I can do is fiddle with my phone and lie in wait whilst having my legs rubbed away into nothingness by thousands of loving kitties. Next Installation: Hilliary climbs up a ladder in high heels and a frilly dress to break into the spare bedroom window. (It’s the least important window.) If all else fails, I have my...
OH YOU KNOW, JUST BUYING 40 DOLLARS OF RANDOM SHIT TO INSECT PROOF MY ROOM. I’m going to use all of them together. It will smell awful, but my neighbors won’t call my mom because loud shrieks thought to be caused by an axe murderer anymore.
I have a tablet.
snoresandbores: I can’t draw. After I got mine, I was really excited. I’M GOING TO LEARN HOW TO DRAW AWESOME STUFF DOING AWESOME THINGS. I’ve used it a total of 5 times now since December. I draw like a 5 year old, become ashamed of myself, then put it back on my shelf.
FUCK IT, YOU GUYS. AFTER WATCHING SOMEONE PLAY THE ENTIRITY OF BIOSHOCK, AND BEING ANNOYED BY THEM RARELY LISTENING TO THE DIARIES, HAVING AWFUL AIM, AND NEVER STOPPING TO ADMIRE THE DETAIL PUT INTO THE GAME. (Then I obsessively listened to all the diaries on the wiki and went through the Something In The Sea stuff) I WILL ATTEMPT TO PLAY BIOSHOCK 2, ALL BY MYSELF. I CAN DO IT! I CAN DO IT! (I...
I recently downloaded a Bioshock-inspired Minecraft map of Rapture, and I was really impressed with the city. SO, I HAD THE BEST IDEA EVER AND DECIDED I SHOULD PLAY THE ACTUAL BIOSHOCK GAME. Any of you that know me well personally, must know I have an exceptionally low scare tolerance. I made it into the bathysphere finally after a few shots (I thought it would help). It was going well for a...
gagacraft replied to your photo:Dear Grox, I AM THE HILLIARY, STOP SHOOTING AT ME… IS THIS SPORE. I NEED TO START PLAYING IT AGAIN. YAR, IT BE!
My boyfriend is so lucky to have me to call him in the middle the night, so I can blabber on about religious texts and mana conservation. And a whole bunch of other stupid shit.
lindddseyy asked: i miss your face! it's been so long since i've seen you.
I am very disappoint in this new Emery album. They can do so much better, but apparently they can’t do it without dreamboat Devin for some reason.
Anonymous asked: Why are you so wonderful?