I finally got around to watching Straw Dogs (2011). THEY STRANGLED THE FUCKING CAT. WHAT THE FUCK. WHO DOES THAT. WHY. And then David is all like qqqqq Amy, why did you a gun out?! THEY STRANGLED OUR FUCKING CAT DAVID. And then he won’t even go outside and confront those fuckers. IF I WERE AMY I WOULD GO OUT THERE GUNS BLAZING, SOMEONE KILLED MY CAT, NOW IT MUST BE AVENGED WITH 10 BILLION SOULS.

On a side note: People in the south aren’t even half as batshit as these people make them out to be. AND SWAMPS AREN’T EVEN THAT FOGGY AT THAT TIME OF DAY BRO.

SEE AMY, NOW YOU’VE GOTTEN YOURSELF RAPED

Okay, but the enraged southern father and mob of drunken rednecks with guns, believable.