THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE. CREEPING ABOUT IN THE BOWELS OF A STARBASE RAN BY FERENGI WHO HAVE NEGLECTFULLY LET IT BECOME INVESTED WITH DEVIDIANS, SURELY THERE IS NO LIGHT DOWN HERE BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO POWER UP THEIR FAP DECKS AND REPLICATORS. IT FEELS LIKE THAT ONE EPISODE OF ENTERPRISE WITH THE ZOMBIE VULCANS TRIPPED UP ON TRELLIUM-D. EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE, I WANT TO CRY.

NOW THE JOKER IS FUCKING SINGING IN THE BACKGROUND. I DON’T WANT TO. I DON’T. I WANT TO GO HOME.